Something Strange

Episode 1: Sleep

I awaken, and the grandfather clock across my room chimes one in the morning.
"Go back to sleep," my wife says, "Its very late."
Regardless, I get up, and follow the exit to the hallway, as I need to wash my face.
I love the floors of the house, they ever-so lightly creak, and it soothes me.
''Creak, creak,'' they go.
Creak, creak.
I slowly go down the hallway, and calm myself with the nice creaks of the wooden floor I've owned for so many years. Only three, but I still am used to it.
You see, the creaks go something like this:
# Creak
# Creek
# Creeakk
# CRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
# crek
# creak
That's pretty much it.
I wash my face, and return to bed.
I had no idea what was going to happen the next day.

= Episode 2: Something Strange =

What the fuck?
I wake up to the noise of screaming.
My wife probably is watching thrillers, I think.
And that is when my brain clicks.
SHE is screaming.
I run downstairs and into the living room. She is asleep on the couch.
Somebody is fucking with me, huh?
Then I proceed to the downstairs bedroom, where my step daughter resides when she is over.
Empty.
She died 4 years ago.
Right..
I feel a jolting pain go up my leg as I walk out of my step daughter's room. I am immediately paralyzed in the leg and fall back.
"Of whomst the fuck?!" I shout.
My wife wakes up, and comes over.
"Honey, what are you doing on the ground?"
"I don't fucking know, what are you doing on your two feet?"
She helps me up, and I go to the bathroom upstairs again.
I have a large gash in my leg.
Then, suddenly, a black-haired girl jumps from the shower curtain.

= Episode 3: Cut! =

"Cut!" the producer says.
"That was a shitty plotline. Cancel movie."
"And most importantly, too grammatically proper."